Have A Laugh At Islam...

Note: With the festivities of Easter upon us, it is a good time to have a big laugh at one of the many absudities which make up the 'content' of Islam. I know that the
po-faced local muslims will tell us that 'this is not Islam' (nothing is EVER Islam, have you noticed)and this has nothing to do with the blah blah blah...you know the drill.

Imagine this rot and nonsense in Australia! Many muslims in Australia want exactly this.



Apr 16, 12:06 PM EDT


Dining Out in Saudi Arabia a Police Matter

By DONNA ABU-NASR
Associated Press Writer




RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) -- I was still looking over the menu when the commotion began. The waiter sprinted in and shut off the TV that was airing a female pop singer's video clip. Another waiter hastily put up a wooden partition to screen me from the male diners.

Saudi Arabia's religious police were on the prowl.

Eating out in Riyadh is an unusual experience, apt on occasion to give the diner indigestion. The restaurants are trendy and serve all manner of local and foreign delicacies. But they are subject to the austere mores of an Islamic kingdom - no unmarried men and women together, no pop music, not even service with a smile.

Saudis in the capital take the extremes of the muttawa, or religious police, in stride. But among expatriates, they're a favorite topic of conversation.




They tell of the inspector who tried to yank the TV set's wires out of the wall because the Lebanese singer Maria was on the TV screen sitting in a bathtub full of milk and cocoa puffs singing "Play, Play."

And the waiter who was made to rinse the gel out of his hair because he was suspected of trying to look good for the ladies. And another whose sin was to serve dishes directly to women. He was marched to the inspector's car and made to sign a pledge to hand meals to the diners from behind a screen.

That's not all. Restaurants and cafes must shut their doors for prayers, five times a day for 30 minutes at a stretch.

I once found myself sitting on the steps of a coffee shop with two women - an American and a Canadian - after being ordered out during the prayer break. We found it interesting that in a country that takes extreme measures to shield the sexes during meals, we were being made to eat on the street.

Some Saudis are comfortable with the restrictions.

"I have the freedom to eat and enjoy the company of my friends without being harassed by men," said Haifa Abdul-Aziz, lunching in an enclosed restaurant booth.

Faisal al-Badrani disagreed. "We should all be together," he said. "I don't want this segregation."

Both are 18 and in high school.

Al-Badrani said when he takes his girlfriend out they risk arrest.

"We're all scared," he said. "But if the girlfriend loves you enough she'll go out with you."

With no nightclubs or cinemas, Riyadh offers little fun other than strolling in malls and eating out. Men are at least allowed to drive, and on weekends they ply the streets, flashing their cell phone numbers on large cards or laptop screens at passing cars, hoping to make contact with female passengers.

Saudi Arabia is perennially torn between conservatives enforcing a puritan strain of Islam, and liberals who want the country to ease up. These days even Riyadh is loosening the reins a bit. So many new restaurants are opening that there aren't enough muttawa to police them.

More unmarried couples go out. More waiters serve women. Once behind their screens, more women discard their abaya, the all-encompassing robe.

Wafa Othman, a 38-year-old housewife, refused to be shut away while dining recently. "If I had wanted to sit in a tiny enclosure behind a curtain I wouldn't have come to a restaurant to eat. I would have stayed home," she said.

At Riyadh restaurants, all-male parties enter through a "singles" door and sit where they please. Mixed groups must use the "family" door and be seated either in a separate room or behind screens. But the men and women have to be married or closely related or they risk running afoul of religious police who are empowered to detain them for mixing illegally.

Because women are barred from working as waitresses, the staff is male. To give women time to cover up properly before they go into an enclosure, waiters knock and say "Excuse me." They are advised not to smile, lest it's taken as a come-on to the women.

I once walked into a bakery to order a manousheh, a pizza that's popular in Lebanon, my home country. The cashier got hysterical and kicked me out. Now I know better: I stand outside the door, waving to a waiter to come and take my order.

That evening at the restaurant, my waiter was gone more than 15 minutes after screening me off. It turned out he had been led away by an inspector.

He came back looking relieved. He had been let off with a mild warning.



Comment: It is about time for Australian leaders to step up their public statements about aspects of Islamic behaviour that are impossible for Australia. Multiculturalism means THEY join OUR society. It does not mean they pressure us to do it their way.

Their way is rubbish. That is why they left their muslim countries, where it IS done 'their way', but doesn't work. Their way produces poverty, which is why they flee.

The only exception to this are the Wahhabis who have been deliberately sent to Australia (as the 'advance party') as part of the Saudi financed program to take over, first, the local sunni muslim communities in Australia, and then take action in the wider Australian society.

Ban Wahhabi Islam under the Terrorism Act.

Is anyone awake in Australia?